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"I Imagine everything differently then everyone else. I just explain it so you think you can relate." -Me Well... Im Aaron...Im 15 and I love Video Games,Reading, and Writing...I draw on Occasion... but not the best artist...I'm A Sophmore in High School

Aaron Harper @MigratingCoconut

Age 31, Male

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Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 22nd, 2009


Looks like Im neutral...

I guess I will never Feel strongly about either side of a subject...

So i guess I will give everything a three...

But sucky crap gets 0

and awesome stuff gets 5!

wait thats not neutral...

OH NOESS!!!!!!!!!

"SHoulda Had a V8 BITCH"

lol I love that picture...

Nuetrosity


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 22nd, 2009


Ok What aura should I go with...

I think I am a Neutral person...

Everyone... Vote on what aura you want me to be please?

I cant decide...

I will decide based on what you pick...

heres a pick to help you decide...

???? Why do I Not include something deep and emotional in here or tell about my true self...

Becaue when I do that in a blog, It ends up making me look bad...

Kinda like spammers...

I mean Hate lists dont make me bad...

And the fact that my hate list is 62x longer than my love list isnt bad is it?

You Affect My Aura...


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 21st, 2009


My newest version of hate here is the old hate lists...
Valentines Day
Really Fat People
Preps
Really Fat Preps
Dreams
Airplanes
Relationships
Love
Hookers/Whores
Wannabe Gangsters
People who think they can Sing/Rap/Dance
Hot blonde chicks that go brunette or dark haired
Teasers(Girls that Tease)
Spammers
Kitty Krew
People who think they are cool
Iphones
Iphone Owners
People who talk on bluetooth Headsets
8 YEAR OLDS WHO PLAY ONLINE GAMES RATED HIGHER THAN T FOR TEEN
Saggers
Whiggers
Soulja Boy
Screamo Music
Girls in Basketball
Cops that think they are important(Cocky)
Big Moronic Idiots(I couldnt think of any other way to put Reallly really reallly reallly really x a sideways 8 stupid.)
16 year olds driving hummers or some other kinid of expensive car(Especially if emo)
Little kids with cell phones and/or laptops
Little kids that curse and think they are cool
Hard floors
People who dont hate anything
Twilight
(that last one Shut my computer down so i had to rewrite this after giving my laptop an exorcism and dousing it with holy water)
Remakes of Old movies
Remakes of Old good movies in Animation
Hannah Montana
Kid Singers/Rich kids
Anime/ Manga
Naked Brothers band
Jonas Brothers
Dating with a big age difference (3-10 years)
College or really old guys that date high school girls trying to get sex (even just dating...)
Monotoned Poeple
Phantom of the opera(and all musicals)
disney shows/movies that have the actors suck at acting(all of the movies and shows have this btw)
Short answer questions/Benchmark/Tests
People who sing(who suck at it) annoying songs that they heard on the radio that are horrible
Perverted guys that make girls think that all guys are like them.
Dreams about friends (that are girls unless your a girl then a guy) that make things between you two awkward.......
Romance Novels
Being forced to read Crappy Books
Reality TV
and High school musical
ROGUES ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!!!!!
People who video tape the screens of their tv for a video....
People who make crappy stuff on here and get it throught he blam filter somehow...
Headphones...
Clowns...
Tv shows that I have to wait to see the next episode...
Doctor shows that I have to watch blood gushing out...
The Miracle of Life...
People who take xbox live games seriously...
Chemistry
Biology
most other science classes...
(I like physics though)
People who think they know stuff but dont...
People who answer questions with a simple one word... Yeah.... Good... Nice... Cool.... For example
Girls that use guys(goldiggers for example)
Starbucks...
Hawaii...
Guys that smoke weed or pot or whatever and dont get caught...
People that misjudge you like because of your Hair or something...(I have long hair and am constantly thought to be a pot smoker)
Ugly girls that think they are pretty...
Ugly girls that wear there pants low to show thong or panties...uggggghhhhhhh
Firefox...(I like internet explorer better)
Computer Ads that talk .... Example: Congratulations you have been selected to recieve a free ipod nano...
Kids that dont know when to shutup...
People who dont know when to shutup...
Immature people that call mature people immature...
Football players...
Tennis...
Badmitten..
Horrible comedians that think theyre are funny but arent.
That little red squiggly line under the word saying its misspelt...
This-> :^)...
Teachers that think they are making assignments fun but are just making us do a lot of work...
Gay dudes.(Im homophobic But i love lesbians)..
EMO KIDS!!!!!!
Batteries...
School...
Sucky Friends...
THose plates that have little metal shreds on them...(I cant microwave them)
Coffee Makers..
Mcdonalds workers..
People who make those annoying Cute Kitten photos...
THose pictures that were of something else that somebody photoshopped into what they want...
Saw movies.
Those stupid movies making fun of other movies... SCARY MOVIES THATS it but now its like Disaster movie and epic movie or whatever... they arent funny
People with bad sense in games
Parents who buy there kids (under 13) m rated games...
People who are superchristian and have crosses all over there walls... I cant even walk into the house without the fear i will have my head impaled by a pointy holy stick....
Ceiling fans
Rumors
High school chicks that date older guys
Freshman girls that date junior or senior guys
Sucky Keyboards
Laptop mouses
Blamming good animation to make way for sucky animation...
Buffering videos...
Stairs
Elevators
Escalators
(Just because i hate the last 3 dont mean i dont use them)
Deja Vu(I get it all the time)
Times that i feel like im in the matrix
This is Sparta jokes...
Girls that cry
GIrls that cry about their exboyfriends and then slut around with there friends
People who say "I just had a blonde moment" when they arent blonde or were never blonde except when they were born...(Which doesnt matter It matters if your naturally blonde right now...)
RaNdOm CaPiTiLiZaTiOn
Essays
Perverts on the internet
Cybering
People who Cyber
People who Dick Roll(w/e)
THose stupid Webiste rpg's that you have to wait real time to get money and stamina and whatnot
Mirrors(Im always afraid ill look in one turn around and theres a vampire)
Glitches
(Dont know how this got left out of the first list) Cats!!!!!
People who use dozens of Exclamation Points (this thing -> ! )
Webcomics that dont update the days they say they will.... and freakin take off making comics for months on end...
People who talk about stuff they know nothing about and probably looked up on Wikipedia...
People who defend things that are crappy...
People who defend things that are crappy and provide info thats not true or that is total Bullshit...
Neighbors
People that live in apartments that own small dogs or whatever and let the dogs bark constantly all .... god.... damn.... day.....
People that skip class because theya re apparently "Cool"
People that fake Ghost hunts...
[Key thing about me: I go on ghosts hunts... I hunt ghosts I make Ghost boxes(A radio that switches through the channels constantly and is said that a ghost can pick up on the words it wants to say and the radio will transmit them from the radio signals into sentences), I go to haunted places, I have met other ghost hunters, ect. But I ghost hunt and there are people that fake them I had it done on my first ghost hunt without my knowledge... I thought it was all real even though a bunch of the stuff didnt make sense. If you want to hear more about this I suggest Messaging me or leaving a comment about hearing a blog about this] Anyway back to the hates.
People That believe in "Buddhism" Its more of a philosophy... and buddha said "dont worship me"
People who believe in Reincarnation...(what if you do and come back as a christian)
People who name their account names like "FourswordsKing" or something that goes back to naruto zelda mario or any other video game series or anime manga crap...

My new add ons...

Shopping Malls
Shopping for anything other than Video Games
Restraunt Waitresses who give 13+ people Kids Meals...
Utorrent(Destroyed three computers this way)
The new cartoon series...(They are all g rated and seem to alod for kids...)
People who openly say they use Limewire and Dont get caught
Disney movies...
Authors that use a good fantasy book and write a book about one of the characters that is in the wrong style as the previous author
Facts
Batman cartoons
Any Remark having to do with mutation
Star wars cartoons
People who own Pit Bulls
People who make fun of something good
People who create Their own manga...
Nerds
Super Nerds
Nerd Sex
Sex Ed ( Its HARD ... Lol No Pun Intended)
People who play Expert Guitar on Guitar hero or Rock Band
People who Play in bands that will go nowhere(but they think they will)
Garage Bands
False Advertising
Movie Commercials
Adventure quest(and all of their other games)
Sounds for animals Like a what does a dog do Ruff bark or Yip?
Stupid Analog Clocks
people who do sucky youtube videos especially Fred
OMG right when I was typing the Youtube fred thing I turned on the tv and Icarly said fred was funny and I laughed and decided to change the channel and never watch it again...

more hate there and now I am going to go smash some records and pet my Chihuahua


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 21st, 2009


Well I am ticked off now....
I got the Book Forgotten Realms: Dark Elf Trilogy
And now Im done with it...
It included all three books in the series...
And Now Im done with it...
it took about a month and a half
to read three 250+ page books...
God I want the next book in the series
I cant Believe R.A.Salvatore is dead...
I mean He dies but R.L. Stine is still alive?
Comon god ....
You can do better than that...


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 20th, 2009


I was thinking yesterday... Ok You know how they always say you go back in time kill a butterfly and it changes the future... Well I had the thought that If i went back in time and Stopped me From ever dating or meeting my golddigger ex girlfriend I would have never dated my girlfriend after that and after that and after that... And then I got sad Cause I like the one after the golddigger... Then I had the thought that If I got a genie to give me 3 wishes I would wish for The ability to rewind and fast forward time... and to be able to read minds... But then I would be an IlliterateMindReader who can Go back in time...

By the Way IlliterateMindReader@Gmail.com

Oh and Then i thought what If I went back in time and created star wars? I would be the new george lucas and could make it where He doesnt make some stupid Animated crappy cartoon movie and show... I would make it where The trilogy ends and then the first second third come out and then I would create some games and then I would.... uhhhh... Create Portal... And... Halo... and then i would be happy... Oh and I would kill the guy that writes Twilight's Mother... So that it never comes to be... :D All guys that arent gay are happy all over the world! But then Bobert-Rob wouldnt have his Awesome parody video... and I would only have 8 year olds to trash... OH i know I would go back in time and change it where 8 year olds arent able to buy or play M for mature games... or those other great online games 13+ people love and play... I hate 8 year olds... What If I blew up a PS3?

Oh another question... If I went forward in time would I become an old man then or would I be young as I am staring at my older self?


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 20th, 2009


A perfect Day...

Also Gears of War 2... Call of Duty 5 (For the Dumb Fuck... Its World At War...)... and such...

Anyways I need to study for my TAKS test...

Which is pretty much My Exams for the end of the year...

My bird is a freak... He is Flying all over his cage and keeps squacking...

Heres a picture of him... he is cool... His Name is Sunday..

God I hate Wangsters and Whiggers...

Pizza rolls... And Left 4 Dead...


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 19th, 2009


How come final fantasy XII makes you play as that gay little Vahn?

God I want to shoot him...

I actually stopped playing it to start playing Final Fantasy X

Omg I cant play anymore...

Im getting on the 360 lets hope I can find some people to play with...

Or At least a good game to play where I dont have to deal with 8 year olds or other people mostly...

God I hate 8 Year olds.... DId you know that?

Yeah I think you knew... Everyone hates them...

Who Agrees

8 Year Olds Are

Annoying?


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 18th, 2009


She turned me into a Newt!!!
....
*Weird Looks*
....
....
I got Better...

KILLER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have no idea where any of this is coming from or where I got my Company Name...

Than you apparently are either....

An 8 year old
a 13 and down year old
Are not a Monty Python fan...

Or just Plain suck

Or are a turtle...

I forget

I AM TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION

That from anchorman with will ferrell if you didnt get that either...

You just Suck all the time dont you just not knowing anything from movies?


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 16th, 2009


Im a Writer
Not a Fighter
Im a Gamer
Not a Flamer
I Hate Lag
And Fags
I cant Draw
I bet youve Saw
Star War Rocks
Me out of My Socks

Ok well i cant Animate on flash so anyone want to do it for me while Me and thedarkdealer write scripts?


Posted by MigratingCoconut - February 16th, 2009


The title says it all...

If you want to Join My Xbox Live is

A11 Aaron

So come on