I sometimes wonder if there are alternate Universes...

Not like those bullshit alternate universes where the whole thing is our world except everything is opposite...

No an alternate Universe where Its a fantasy style universe...

I want that universe...
Running around with a sword hacking away at yetis, worgs, orcs, and anything else i see that happens to pass me... Anyway it just depends... If its a universe where its vampires that have glitter skin in the sunlight and are vegetarians... I am dropping some Nuke Bombs and Atom Bombs in there and writing "Press these buttons to live happily..." then Shutting where I found that hole to another universe...

I want to open a Portal step in and step out of another portal 3 feet behind me...

I would mess around and stick my leg out and then grab it and pull myself through... Or I would be lazy and shoot the gun under the remote and one under my hand and it would fling the remote into it... That would be awesome... The Portal Gun... Maybe I would even play Catch with myself Throw tennis ball here->0 0-> come out here... :D

Thats gonna be my signature

"How to have sex with girlfriend without parents knowing"
Put portal on bed and on cover
Girlfriend inserts ass ->0
guy inserts dick ->0

ahh.... what you got a better one?

Epic fail...

ah...
Oh well i will make it something

->0 0->
PORTALS FTW
QOTD:
"Whats the point of windows if there are doors?"
-Me